Meat healing
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat! We’ve always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well! Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages!
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that’s about it. But by looking like bacon, they are suddenly (without hyperbole) 8 bajillion times more awesome than a regular adhesive bandage. You could even put some on, go to your local grocery store’s meat department, and pretend the bacon is attacking you like leeches. Hey, that sounds like fun. We’re going to do that now, while you buy some Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages. Oh, and enjoy the free prize in every tin.
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
- They look like strips of bacon, but they are really just adhesive bandages.
- Sterile, latex-free bandages.
- 15 bandages per container.
- Free prize in every tin!
Bandage Dimensions: 3″ x 1″
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